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Lick the Tip

Lick the Tip

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Dude, is that a Lady?

Dude, is that a Lady?

I refuse to make fun of this guy. If the woman sucking my dick looked just like Steven Tyler, I’d get that shit over with as quickly as possible too. Yuck. She looks like she owns a pet store.

by × March 22, 2017 × 0 comments

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Entangled Cock Makes You Feel Inadequate and Grateful at the Same Time

Entangled Cock Makes You Feel Inadequate and Grateful at the Same Time

He’s not getting out of her naughty cotton spiderweb. Modern-day spiderman is a blonde babe and she only wants huge cock.

by × November 2, 2015 × 0 comments

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I Never Knew I

I Never Knew I

Remember when we met in Denver – you said if I’d write you you would write back – see I’m just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you’re saying […]

by × June 1, 2015 × 0 comments

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Today’s Jetlag Porn Videos

Today’s Jetlag Porn Videos

^^^ This video is fun to laugh at, because the whole scenario is one best I’ve ever seen, even though it’s subtle: I mean outwardly stupid pornos are ok to laugh at, but the best are the unintentionally funny ones. Not much else to say after a long flight home […]

by × May 15, 2015 × 0 comments

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Blowjobs with that emotional connection

Blowjobs with that emotional connection

Her first facial! You know when you do a really great job sucking your man’s dick, and then you finish and just can’t wait for him to put his mouth all over your asshole and clit… but he just does like one thrust of his dick in your vag instead […]

by × May 10, 2015 × 0 comments

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Seductive Young Devotion Sucks Her BF Dry

Seductive Young Devotion Sucks Her BF Dry

I’ve been snapchatting a guy who, turns out, is a major league baseball player in the US of A… I thought he was lying until I googled his name and there he was.. unless he has a twin.  Anyways: the team spends all day together; they live like monks, in […]

by × April 30, 2015 × 0 comments

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Porn that Changed History: DEEPTHROAT (1972) full movie

Porn that Changed History: DEEPTHROAT (1972) full movie

“Lovelace is almost a Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not as she takes the whole joint down her gullet. No, it’s not a small-potato penis but a roustabout rod of ten inches that plummets into the deepest recesses of our lady’s oral cavity. It seems a miracle. … I was never so moved by […]

by × April 27, 2015 × 0 comments

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How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

It’s funny to see asexuals at a gay pride parade because so many of the gay people hate on them and act the same way yuppie straights do to queers.  I don’t know what exactly an asexuality is beyond an utter disinterest in sex; some asexuals feel romantic toward others […]

by × April 25, 2015 × 0 comments

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Danny the Slippery Whore

Danny the Slippery Whore

My roommate is talking about getting engaged to Danny, which I have not-so-great feelings about. Maybe it’s because he never looks in my right eye; it’s always the left one. It’s irritating. It makes my head buzz like an irritated mosquito. Or like there’s a mosquito actually trapped inside my […]

by × April 21, 2015 × 0 comments

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It’s an inevitable thing, love… and some of us just don’t have enough of it to give to our fuck buddies.

It’s an inevitable thing, love… and some of us just don’t have enough of it to give to our fuck buddies.

If there is one thing I want these punks to know, it’s that if she’s falling in love, then she’s gonna fall no matter how hard you try to be an asshole. So please, guys, don’t be a jerk to the girl you fuck. There’s no damn point. It’s an […]

by × April 21, 2015 × 0 comments

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Wildcard

Wildcard

I can’t believe I actually log into Pornhub now so I can check my messages. Pornmail is better than regular mail… email me scragglymate@gmail.com

by × April 7, 2015 × 0 comments