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Must. Be. Destroyed.

Must. Be. Destroyed.

No amount of gigantic swinging tits could distract me from seeing…that. It’s like it’s staring back at me. Like it’s about to pounce. Like it’s plotting her death and mine. I say kill it. KILL IT! KILL IT! But just to decrease the chances of future melanoma. Not like I’m […]

by × March 30, 2017 × 0 comments

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Bad Fight. Good Tits.

Bad Fight. Good Tits.

I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]

by × March 9, 2017 × 0 comments

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Huge Fucking Tits

Huge Fucking Tits

Sometimes – you just want huge fucking tits to suffocate on…you know…

by × July 2, 2015 × 0 comments