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Smoothie Operator

Smoothie Operator

This is gross. Not the chick. She’s okay. Not the assplay. Who doesn’t like an open asshole? Not even drinking a smoothie from ones own anus. Who hasn’t done that? What’s truly disgusting is that I dated this person a long time ago, and she wouldn’t even make me a […]

by × April 4, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre, Disgusting

Sierra Leone

Sierra Leone

I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

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Pizza the Hut

Pizza the Hut

I’m seeing more and more of these “Pizza Delivery Pranks” these days. Some are sexy. Some are funny. Some are scary. Then there’s this. I don’t know whether I should feel bad for the delivery guy for having to see that sack of fat, or her for thinking anyone would […]

by × March 3, 2017 × 0 comments

Amateur, Bizarre, Couple, Disgusting

women squeezing things out of their vaginas (Hot or Not?)

women squeezing things out of their vaginas (Hot or Not?)

by × May 4, 2015 × 0 comments

Disgusting, Lesbians

Anal Stuffing

Anal Stuffing

by × April 29, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, BBW, Bizarre, Blow Job, Couple, Disgusting, Fact of the Day, Funny

How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

How does an A-Sexual Person Jack Off?

It’s funny to see asexuals at a gay pride parade because so many of the gay people hate on them and act the same way yuppie straights do to queers.  I don’t know what exactly an asexuality is beyond an utter disinterest in sex; some asexuals feel romantic toward others […]

by × April 25, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, BBW, Disgusting

Succulent, deformed ass is fascinating to look at

Succulent, deformed ass is fascinating to look at

like watching tigers pace at the zoo… ew

by × April 8, 2015 × 0 comments

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Interesting Pornstar: Bodil Joensen

Interesting Pornstar: Bodil Joensen

“25 years ago, the most shocking film ever made was smuggled into Britain. The film contained images of such extreme sexual depravity that it was never officially released, and no one is quite sure where the images came from.” When I first heard about Bodil’s Animal Farm, I thought: what’s […]

by × March 29, 2015 × 0 comments

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Boobie Pinned like a Butterfly

Boobie Pinned like a Butterfly

I have interviewed this lady via email, and she says that the pain actually does not arouse her. She wouldn’t explain why she likes being a pincushion and tied upside down, but she did say she’s from Saskatchewan, which explains a lot.

by × March 29, 2015 × 0 comments

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Mature Masturbates with a Toilet Brush

Mature Masturbates with a Toilet Brush

I have never been raped, but I imagine that it probably feels like this video.

by × March 26, 2015 × 0 comments

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today’s weirdass nasty porno

today’s weirdass nasty porno

This porn smells like the subway, which smells like fetid smoked salmon and a dash of lime juice. This is the worst thing in the world, neither sterile nor completely putrid, but a demonic hybrid of the two……   featuring oil and a pussy pump that makes her vag look […]

by × March 24, 2015 × 0 comments

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Nasty Pussy Skewering god damnit it fuck the world.  i am going to put myself on the KFC menu

Nasty Pussy Skewering god damnit it fuck the world. i am going to put myself on the KFC menu

I assume if she has children, they all have loose saggy skin.

by × March 18, 2015 × 0 comments