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Loving Couple on Cruise Ship

Retirement Plan

I’m getting old. Lucky for me that women are turning 18 everyday. Also lucky for me that chicks don’t judge men the way we judge them. They like us for our personalities, skills, wit, leadership, and money. We don’t care if women have the ability to speak. In fact, we’d […]

by × April 4, 2017 × 0 comments

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And like that…he’s gone.

And like that…he’s gone.

Look. I do not condone sexual assault. I’m just not sure this counts. Maybe….juuuuuuust maybe, she just happened to be squatting in his favorite cum spot. Move lady! I need some needle nose pliers too!

by × March 31, 2017 × 0 comments

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Thank you. Cum again.

Thank you. Cum again.

I really need to look these guys up. Not to buy their awful mixtape that they keep yelling about, but to sue them for possibly giving me permanent erectile dysfunction. I may never get a hard on again after watching this. These might be the only rappers in history to […]

by × March 16, 2017 × 0 comments

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Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!

Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!

I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

Insertion, Public

A beginner plumber having trouble with a toulet plunger isolated on white background

Hole Depot

I don’t know who these types of videos are for. Maybe just people that like to see weird insertions, or construction workers that can’t get laid because women are awful and only are attracted to money and social status. Either way, I hope she knows that hundreds of people have […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

Amateur, Public

Starbucks Masturbator

Starbucks Masturbator

I like my latte…with more masturbating girls….

by × October 2, 2015 × 0 comments

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Viking ships rise where the moon falls (stupid music festival sex)

Viking ships rise where the moon falls (stupid music festival sex)

When you talk slowly about old stuff and religious symbols, and play slide guitar at the same time, you are allowed to be remixed (the first door). There are many old men who will gladly do this for you. A cornucopia of sad old men in ADIDAS outfits, men of […]

by × September 16, 2015 × 0 comments

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Security Camera Footage of Sex in a Restaurant

Security Camera Footage of Sex in a Restaurant

by × July 22, 2015 × 0 comments

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He’s Balancing a Diamond on a Blade of Grass

He’s Balancing a Diamond on a Blade of Grass

Half of your two friends think you are a good girl who wears tampons and only has protected sex. The other half thinks you don’t even shave anymore; your bush hair just falls out from all the diseased dicks they think you’re pumping for cash and revenge… even though nothing […]

by × July 21, 2015 × 0 comments

Public, Solo

HD pretty gal cucumbering her pussy outside

HD pretty gal cucumbering her pussy outside

just going to put this here: I’m having a fuck buddy visit. One thing she won’t do is get her ass eaten out. No matter what, not even in the shower. She tells me that most women don’t like it, which I find hard to believe. Do you like it? […]

by × May 13, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Camgirl, Lesbians, Public, Solo, Teen

Sex Nymph, Cute as a Button Cumming in the Gym

Sex Nymph, Cute as a Button Cumming in the Gym

Sometimes I get so horny while walking through nature that I have to crouch in the middle of a path and just close my eyes and imagine I am fucking that old guy in one of Lana del Rey’s music videos.  Being horny takes hours out of my day.  It […]

by × May 13, 2015 × 0 comments

BUSH, Female Orgasm, Lesbians, Masturbating, Public, Solo, studio

Beautiful Staci Carr Awkwardly Showing her Pussy at a Crossfit Convention (and other lesbian vids)

Beautiful Staci Carr Awkwardly Showing her Pussy at a Crossfit Convention (and other lesbian vids)

I guess the public bit didn’t work out, so they included a solo segment in a deserted mansion for good measure. It takes a special kind of girl to do public masturbation, and although Carr is stunning, she doesn’t have the grit. I find it atrocious that they’re not naked […]

by × May 13, 2015 × 0 comments