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Passenger Seat Driver of the Day

Passenger Seat Driver of the Day

Every single time I’ve had a girl in the car with me, I’ve tried to get her to do this…fuck yourself, no one will notice and if they do notice…who cares…it makes the whole thing way more amazing… But every single time…they’ve said no… I guess this girl gives me […]

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Topless Beach Chip Eating…

Topless Beach Chip Eating…

New fetish…but it only works if the chips are ruffles…

by × May 9, 2015 × 0 comments

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Nervous, Sweaty Corner Store Sex

Nervous, Sweaty Corner Store Sex

In quebec they call the place a Depanneur

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A Cock Suck in the Woods

A Cock Suck in the Woods

There is something spiritual about fucking in nature.

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Fisting Makes Me Gag

Fisting Makes Me Gag

BLEGH. Look at those ripples of skin. Reminds me of somebody inseminating a cow. It probably feels amazing though

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The Church of Stepsmut

The Church of Stepsmut

Kanye West has filed for tax exemption status, because he’s forming the ‘Church of Yeeus’. “The 37-year old rapper and self-described musical and creative genius is naming his 13 million Facebook fans and 11.9 million Twitter followers as “Disciples of Yeezus,” while naming “The Book of Yeezus,” a satirical book […]

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This is a Good Video.

This is a Good Video.

I have decided that it feels better to have your asshole licked than your pussy, because your asshole is more sensitive. I mean a clit is way more sensitive, but only when it’s fully aroused. My asshole is just a horny bastard. My asshole is always sensitive, always dtf. I […]

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Sex in the School Yard

Sex in the School Yard

I’m trying to find a video that describes what just happened to me, in Jean Pierre’s car. We are like children, steaming up the windows and making the back seat smell like sour milk. We like to beat eachother up. Well really he beats me up and I get a […]

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Porn Gave Me Phantom Phallus Syndrome

Porn Gave Me Phantom Phallus Syndrome

Because all porn is made from a guy’s perspective, I have no choice to imagine that I have a dick when I masturbate to it. I masturbate so much that this dick has become a phantom limb that twitches and pulsates in public places. And public masturbation is what turns […]

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Public Dick in Butt Sparks Philosophical Debate

Public Dick in Butt Sparks Philosophical Debate

I didn’t know what an anal prolapse was until I started doing this blog, and I wanted to make a prolapse playlist because they are so disgusting, but I can’t get beyond the thumbnails of the videos. Anyways. You’ve watched so much porn it doesn’t turn you on anymore. You’re […]

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I hate James Deen

I hate James Deen

His face looks like a muppet he has acne scars on his dick… wait those are herpes he is too mean to look this jewish

by × March 10, 2015 × 0 comments

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The Pyramids Blowjob Video

The Pyramids Blowjob Video

I cannot find the blowjob in this shitty video. Apparently it’s there. I don’t really care… I would rather be sucking Jean Pierre’s cock in his car, with the yellow street lights making his cum sparkle like gold… UPDATE: skip to 40 seconds in

by × March 8, 2015 × 0 comments