Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Prior to hopping on the crazy train with Charlie Sheen, Bree Olson was one of my favorite porn stars. I’ve loved her for years, since she was just another nameless big-tit broad in those babysitter gonzo videos. According to her twitter, she’s celebrating her birthday tonight (Wikipedia says her birthday is actually tomorrow, but I say things like exact dates are much less important than her awesome natural tits!). Anyway, I thought I’d honor her by doing a little tribute post. This video is one of the worst porns I’ve ever watched, thanks to the terrible dialogue. Bless her heart, it takes one hot girl to be able to play a drug-dealer-fucking, crack-addicted, no-condom-using prositute and still be fuckable. Behold, the worst Bree Olson porno ever (that you’ll still jerk off to):

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