It’s Trash Day

I think I’ve found the Holy Grail of white trash. Homemade fuck machine, workout bench, shitty 80’s lingerie, bad bleach blonde hair, and two dogs watching the whole thing. All that’s left is the Dukes of Hazzard theme and an unwanted pregnancy and we got ourselves a new show on TLC. I wonder if there’s any duct tape left? That snatch could use it.

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