Location, Location, Location!

I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember (Michael, maybe?). I also have a tendency to end up naked on floors. Office floors, floors of my living room with one of my best friends while my boyfriend slept a few feet away…

The point is, picking the right place is an important part of making sure your dick sticks out in a girl’s memory. That cemetery guy? I may not recall his name, but I could probably draw a police sketch of his dick because the sex was incredible. I encourage fucking in public places, friends’ houses during dinner parties, some funerals. You can always find a bathroom or closet to sneak off to. Women have virtual “spank banks” too, and there’s nothing hotter than knowing you’re the one she’s thinking of when she’s playing with herself. Make it count 🙂

Here are a few videos to “inspire” you:

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