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Camgirl

The Jello Mold

The Jello Mold

I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper.  Either […]

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

What the fuck?!

Laugh = Hell

Laugh = Hell

I’m trying very hard to think of a cation for this, but I’m too busy wondering what hell is actually like. Let me know what you think, since we’re all going together.

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

What the fuck?!

It’s Trash Day

It’s Trash Day

I think I’ve found the Holy Grail of white trash. Homemade fuck machine, workout bench, shitty 80’s lingerie, bad bleach blonde hair, and two dogs watching the whole thing. All that’s left is the Dukes of Hazzard theme and an unwanted pregnancy and we got ourselves a new show on […]

by × March 16, 2017 × 0 comments

Asshole

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Is That a Hemi?

This chick has the Ronda Rousey of assholes. Probably a world class champ at one time, but now it’s just beat the fuck up. Apparently what ever third world country she’s from doesn’t import Preparation-H…or warm water. It’s like her shits have to traverse rocky terrain before leaving her bowels. […]

by × March 15, 2017 × 0 comments

Camgirl

Dream Girl

Dream Girl

Let’s go thru the list: Obvious daddy issues Pasty Piercings Full of tattoos Dreaded hair Self-mutilating Self-fisting In desperate need of money Insane Yep: I’m in love.

by × March 14, 2017 × 0 comments

Asshole

At the dentist office.

I’d See a Specialist

At first glance this clips seems to be your everyday dicking, but that’s the first glance. Now, I’ve seen a lot of vaginas. I’ve seen a lot of assholes. I’ve never seen the two meet in the middle. This bitch is doing some “Captain Planet” shit with her holes. “WHEN […]

by × March 13, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre

Catsuit Cooch

Catsuit Cooch

When I think of full body catsuits, I usually imagine Comic-Con or some master thief in some shitty Hollywood blockbuster, or (if it’s leopard print like this) Shaquita getting ready to get her club on. I never really thought that there would be whole sites dedicated to banging people in […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

ASIAN

Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

There’s a theory about countries that lose wars. I guess after it happens their porn gets really weird. Germany got fucked up so they turned to scat. Japan, however, got the nuke and went fucking insane. This is actually one of the more tamer videos. Still, you can see they […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre, Disgusting

Sierra Leone

Sierra Leone

I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

Insertion, Public

A beginner plumber having trouble with a toulet plunger isolated on white background

Hole Depot

I don’t know who these types of videos are for. Maybe just people that like to see weird insertions, or construction workers that can’t get laid because women are awful and only are attracted to money and social status. Either way, I hope she knows that hundreds of people have […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

Amateur, Bizarre, Camgirl, Insertion

Bowling (pin) for Dollars

Bowling (pin) for Dollars

This vid has been making the rounds the last few days. This woman is a genius. Why buy expensive sex toys when you can go to your local Goodwill and stock up for less that $10? After seeing this, it’s gonna be hard not to get an erection any time […]

by × March 3, 2017 × 0 comments

What the fuck?!

The ‘wHaT tHe fucK?’ of the week!

The ‘wHaT tHe fucK?’ of the week!

here are 5 gifs that are likely to have you saying, “WHUT THE FUK.” ^_^   1.   2.   3.   4.   5.

by × February 25, 2014 × 0 comments