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Funny

Life Alert

Life Alert

I used to date this Persian chick who had huge tits that had never been titty fucked. I used to have to drop her off a block from her house because Muslims are super racist and she didn’t want her parents to know she was with a black guy. Knowing […]

by × March 31, 2017 × 0 comments

BOOBS

Must. Be. Destroyed.

Must. Be. Destroyed.

No amount of gigantic swinging tits could distract me from seeing…that. It’s like it’s staring back at me. Like it’s about to pounce. Like it’s plotting her death and mine. I say kill it. KILL IT! KILL IT! But just to decrease the chances of future melanoma. Not like I’m […]

by × March 30, 2017 × 0 comments

FISTING

Battle of the Bulge

Battle of the Bulge

HotKinkyJoe. She’s some Russian porn star who also doubles as a human Muppet. You’ll be seeing alot of her on the page from now on. Possible once, maybe even twice a day. How she hasn’t been recruited as a drug mule or a storage unit I’ll never know. I’m sure […]

by × March 29, 2017 × 0 comments

Group Sex

Uno. Dos. Tres.

Uno. Dos. Tres.

I truly believe the only place three complete strangers can become instantaneously close friends is inside a woman’s ass. OLE’!

by × March 22, 2017 × 0 comments

Funny

The Sweeter the Juice

The Sweeter the Juice

I believe that honesty is always the best policy. I think that being honest would close this country’s racial divide. I told a white that her vagina looked like uncooked chicken once. She wasn’t happy about it until I ate it like it was chicken. Now this girl mentions that […]

by × March 21, 2017 × 0 comments

Camgirl

The Jello Mold

The Jello Mold

I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper.  Either […]

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

What the fuck?!

The Law Offices of D. N. Ward.

The Law Offices of D. N. Ward.

As a black man (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!) I can honestly say the only thing sexier than a white girl dropping the N-bomb  is her saying “I never knew my father”. I once hung out with some friends who’s other friend was Mormon. I mean hardcore Mormon. The kind that think black […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

Public

Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!

Ninja (cumshot) Vanish!

I don’t get the whole “cumming in public” thing, but I have to give this guy credit. He’s the Batman of jerking off. The only thing that would make this better is if she yelled “WHERE ARE YOU!?!” and he whispered “here”. (side note): What the fuck is she doing […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

Funny

The Weirdest Blowjob Ever

The Weirdest Blowjob Ever

Here’s a weird blowjob that I could describe to you, but  you should probably just watch it.  I mean, yea.  

by × April 28, 2014 × 0 comments

Funny

Unhappy Shopper Pisses In The Middle of Store

Unhappy Shopper Pisses In The Middle of Store

The customer is always right. Remember that.

by × April 25, 2014 × 0 comments

Funny

Weird Porn just Got Weirder. *The ‘What the Fuck’ of the Week!

Weird Porn just Got Weirder. *The ‘What the Fuck’ of the Week!

I have truly seen it all now. I’m not one to judge, but who the fuck is beating off to this? And why? This guy is named Christian, or ChristianXXX. When he’s not busy pimping out affiliate bullshit on twitter he’s literally fucking anything that walks, oh and he does […]

by × April 24, 2014 × 0 comments

Funny

Hot Girl Fails at Stripteasing on Webcam

Hot Girl Fails at Stripteasing on Webcam

Watch this hottie bite the big one during a webcam striptease. SNOOCH.

by × April 11, 2014 × 0 comments