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Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

If someone told me that this movie was the reason porn stopped using film and scripts I’d believe them. What a waste. A Star Wars parody with the word “star” not in the title. Sex Wars sounds like a game show from the 90’s. Star Whores? No one thought of […]

by × March 29, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

There’s nothing worse than a porn parody that’s nothing like the original. Beverly Hills Cox and not a single black person in the damn thing. Do you have any idea how many porn names you can get from Axel Foley? Not even the lead girl is black? Couldn’t they at […]

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

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Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Midgets, aliens, sheep, fat girls, salsa dancers, giant green dicks, and laser vaginas. They have freaking lasers on their freaking vaginas. How am I just now seeing this? This might be the greatest film of all time…right after Shawshank Redemption…but it’s neck and neck.

by × March 17, 2017 × 0 comments

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Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Scandalous Simone! Okay! We got! Shut the fuck up!

by × March 15, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

I guess when it comes to all things entertainment, escalation is key. We went from porn were women begged to give head to slobbery face fucking, mature adult women to barley legal teens, well produced film to cell phone footage, and studio made music to silence. That all kinda sucks. […]

by × March 14, 2017 × 0 comments