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Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

If someone told me that this movie was the reason porn stopped using film and scripts I’d believe them. What a waste. A Star Wars parody with the word “star” not in the title. Sex Wars sounds like a game show from the 90’s. Star Whores? No one thought of […]

by × March 29, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

There’s nothing worse than a porn parody that’s nothing like the original. Beverly Hills Cox and not a single black person in the damn thing. Do you have any idea how many porn names you can get from Axel Foley? Not even the lead girl is black? Couldn’t they at […]

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Midgets, aliens, sheep, fat girls, salsa dancers, giant green dicks, and laser vaginas. They have freaking lasers on their freaking vaginas. How am I just now seeing this? This might be the greatest film of all time…right after Shawshank Redemption…but it’s neck and neck.

by × March 17, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Scandalous Simone! Okay! We got! Shut the fuck up!

by × March 15, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

I guess when it comes to all things entertainment, escalation is key. We went from porn were women begged to give head to slobbery face fucking, mature adult women to barley legal teens, well produced film to cell phone footage, and studio made music to silence. That all kinda sucks. […]

by × March 14, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Let’s be honest. Ron Jeremy is the Adam Sandler of porn. He was great at what he did in the beginning, named a legend prematurely, became a parody of himself, now the only people that can stand him are the ones that can mooch off of his “fame”. We all […]

by × March 13, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]

by × March 10, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

This is why they call America the land of opportunity. People actually got paid for this. There are always job openings in the porn industry…shit. I think I just solved the homeless problem.

by × March 9, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Ah. Vintage porn. Nothing like it in the world. All the wonder of yesteryear. Hairy vaginas, bad music, and skinny Ron Jeremy. Not only are all of those things fantastic to see, but it’s also the things you can’t that make this era wonderful. The counter-culture movement, real feminism, and […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailers

Vintage Trailers

I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James […]

by × March 7, 2017 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Parody

When Porn Was Porn

When Porn Was Porn

You might be shocked to know that back in the day, porn movies were actually movies. Most were comedies (a few are actually funny), but every once in a while you got a musical. A fucking musical. This one was pretty controversial at the time because some Oscar nominated composer […]

by × March 7, 2017 × 0 comments

Fetish

Dave’s Old Porn, Featuring Hairy 1970s Bush And The Lowest Quality Video Imagineable

Dave’s Old Porn, Featuring Hairy 1970s Bush And The Lowest Quality Video Imagineable

              Dave Attell is a comedian that I happen to love. He’s got a new show on Showtime called Dave’s Old Porn, and that is exactly what it’s about. He has special guests each episode and they sit on this hideous couch and watch […]

by × November 6, 2011 × 0 comments