Post Tagged with: "Weird Porn"

FISTING

Battle of the Bulge

Battle of the Bulge

HotKinkyJoe. She’s some Russian porn star who also doubles as a human Muppet. You’ll be seeing alot of her on the page from now on. Possible once, maybe even twice a day. How she hasn’t been recruited as a drug mule or a storage unit I’ll never know. I’m sure […]

by × March 29, 2017 × 0 comments

Amateur

Surf Bored

Surf Bored

Director: I want you to star in my new porno! Him: Awesome! What do you have to do!?! Director: Fuck a tattooed slut and a ghost on the beach! Him: Hell yeah! LETS DO THIS! Director: Great! Keep up that enthusiasm! Him: Nope.

by × March 21, 2017 × 0 comments

What the fuck?!

Laugh = Hell

Laugh = Hell

I’m trying very hard to think of a cation for this, but I’m too busy wondering what hell is actually like. Let me know what you think, since we’re all going together.

by × March 20, 2017 × 0 comments

Asshole

At the dentist office.

I’d See a Specialist

At first glance this clips seems to be your everyday dicking, but that’s the first glance. Now, I’ve seen a lot of vaginas. I’ve seen a lot of assholes. I’ve never seen the two meet in the middle. This bitch is doing some “Captain Planet” shit with her holes. “WHEN […]

by × March 13, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre

Catsuit Cooch

Catsuit Cooch

When I think of full body catsuits, I usually imagine Comic-Con or some master thief in some shitty Hollywood blockbuster, or (if it’s leopard print like this) Shaquita getting ready to get her club on. I never really thought that there would be whole sites dedicated to banging people in […]

by × March 8, 2017 × 0 comments

Bizarre, Disgusting

Sierra Leone

Sierra Leone

I don’t know if that’s her porn name, but holy shit it should be. Missing an arm, black, and a woman. The chips are stacked against this African queen, and yet she perseveres. I probably shouldn’t write anything with the word “sever” in it. It’s not very sensitive. Kinda like […]

by × March 6, 2017 × 0 comments

FISTING

German Fisted because German

German Fisted because German

I had a German girlfriend once. Her name was Franny. She looked like Scarlett Johansson if you dressed her in Euro trash club clothes and never showered. She taught me all about her culture. Things like warm spiced wine, the proper way to drink beer, and how important anything to […]

by × March 3, 2017 × 0 comments

Funny

The Weirdest Blowjob Ever

The Weirdest Blowjob Ever

Here’s a weird blowjob that I could describe to you, but  you should probably just watch it.  I mean, yea.  

by × April 28, 2014 × 0 comments