Vintage Trailers

I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James Bond movies, can you think of any Hollywood film that has it’s own theme song? Even the cinematography isn’t that bad. Sure you can talk shit about the acting, but it can’t be any worse than Mark Wahlberg’s. That guy sucks so much dick on screen it might as well be porn.

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